Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.
someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face
someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck
someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution
No one bumped into my chair because they weren’t able to assemble it.
(via dalekpillowfight)
Source: karkatforpresident
I was hungry so I bought some animal crackers at Target.
- Cashier guy: ok that will be 1.39
- Me: uh can I get a bag too please?
- Cashier guy: *gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
- Me: thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
- Cashier guy: what just be like "YEH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
- Cashier guy (as I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL
Source: kelfie
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
notes
tumblr user muttins has the right idea
(via wholockedj)
Source: cowboybeboop
The onstage twister game at Asylum10
photos by @TiaHastie
to whom i am in debt to forever for taking these shiny gems
still cant believe it happened
(via dalekpillowfight)
Source: absdax
Source: housemadeofpaper-
superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:
Doctor Who: The only show that has inter-species crime fighting lesbians with a pet potato.
I wonder what we look like to the outside world
Probably more sane than the SPN fandom.
bring back satan
(via mypartywithmoriarty)
Source: awkwardstandinglewiskennedy
i had a dream i was a princess and then i woke up and i still am
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Source: lookinforhotbutts
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